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Funny Football Jokes Online

Football is the most entertaining sport in the world, and full of funny moments. We capture those funny moments through video, pins and jokes. If you want to smile and laugh browse our jokes for free. You can submit a joke and rate jokes submitted from other football fans.

New - Funny football jokes come in all formats. You can now see the joke in a picture format though funny football pins.

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David Moyes secret plan
The David Moyes and Marouane Fellaini secret plan to destroy Manchester United :-)
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I told you not to make losing so obvious
Manuel Pellegrini spanking David Moyes
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Mario Balotelli Half Time Snack
Mario Balotelli always finds time for KFC.
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Wayne Rooney backed David Moyes
Wayne Rooney always gave David Moyes 100% of his support. In Moyes we trust!
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New Chelsea Manager!
The best hire yet.
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Balotelli Italian?
Is her really a smooth looking Italian?
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What makes a good football joke?

Football is a deeply passionate sport. It both unites us and divides us. Football match results can test our loyalty but overall football is a beautiful game that in the end brings the world closer together. Emotions run high, and chants and jokes are used to fuel our entertainment and make us laugh through the pain and pleasure.

Football fans often joke with each other and even in stadiums. Chanting can regularly be heard, sometimes directed at the players and other times at opposing teams. Usually it is in good humour and in jest.

There are various factors that make a funny a football joke. The content of a joke is important, but also its delivery if presented face to face. Saying a joke with passion and confidence helps improve the way the joke is communicated. The delivery alone can be enough to make a joke successful.

In terms of the joke content, a tactical use of words and narrative usually ended with some sort of punch-line usually make a joke more effective. Some jokes are best told in a story format, while some powerful statements alone can be just as funny. Telling jokes often come naturally after a topical event or moment, inspired by creative thinking. Creative thinking or being funny is not just part of your natural personality. A relaxed mind that embraces entertainment helps. Regularly, reading jokes and listening to jokes helps one understand the content and delivery of a good joke.

If you think you have what it takes you can add your joke and see the reaction from other football fans through the rating system.

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